New next season! Karl Rove's talk show Asses High! Featuring the Barefoot Pregnant 2 Black Eyed Pro-Life Dancers strait from the bible belt. Illustrating Karl's career as a professional slanderer. We take you inside the fabuluos night life of Las District and show you the behind the scenes efforts of of those who keep the lie machine running.
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Long suspected of running the country without an election. Former food and beverage director Rove's new show is an attempt at a bounce back from his most recent "indictment" scandal. The silly panel put together after he was misquoted as saying "I am the boss" prompted his latest job title switch. The powers that be said "mabey he should lay low for a while" The misterious they (who said "we don't really exist") were shocked by his appearance on camera flinging verbal assaults and challenges at the "grand jury".
Preveiws feature Rove challenging Fitzpatrick to a live debate on his show. Meanwhile the squeaky clean front man who don't know nothin and don't wanna know nothin is caught up in a case with a former real estate partner. Rumors are that somebody might get a look at the books real soon. Bush really did want to beleive they gave him the job cause he was so smart. He didn't even have gas money to get to his new job on time. They had to send a car for him.
The muscle behind the operation who recently made the papers for shooting a competitor in the face has beaten all charges and said "if somebody slipped on a friggin banana peel they'd blame me". The talk on this guy is that he has a couple mil in government contracts locked up in his bedroom which he has converted into a vault. This wise guy isn't admitting in public any connection to the organisations.
To wrap this silliness up we all know how the story ends. Even if he ends up in jail or fakes his own death, he can still pick a winner and there will be "someone" willing the pull the handle on the cash register. And hey, he already has the big dorky glasses.