The new GOP sex ed class. The class is a new requirement for the "loyalty oath". It is divided into male and female classes so as not to be made into a mixer. The classes are led by prominent GOPers. one a recent author, the other a radio personality.
For more info on where to sign up, and a coarse description click now on the "more below" button. Space is limited. Don't miss your chance. First 200 to sign up get a free magnetic car fish with "support the troops" printed on it.
MEN: This class will be led by a prominent radio personality. You will learn the value of your seed, and how it can save us from those gay marriage lovin libruls. Also, we will teach you how to terminate the parental rights of your mistress and save your spawn from growin up thinkin that welfare helps people. We also give you a "mood" chart so you can rightly tell by your womans level of hysterical outbreaks what days she is the most fertile.
ADDED BONUS - how to track the ones who got away. For those of you who've had your rightly obtained property stolen from you by those libruls jest for disciplining them when they deserved it.
LADIES: This class will be taught by a very famous author. Tips include, why widows are evil, the little known third option to the age old "spit or swallow" question. (hint - this is the only time GOP asks you to recycle) Why birth control is bad. How to talk that librul girl next door out of an abortion.
ADDED BONUS: How to fix his dinner when your eyes are swolen shut (which they wouldn't be if you woulda kept yer yap shut)
SINGLES: although you will be in classes with your respective married GOPers we have special tips on how to avoid the elephant in your britches. Also, the truth about comfortin a cryin slut - careful with those tears, we ain't got a cure for AIDS yet