So here I was about to write a dairy about the potetial of escalation to the nuclear level in the latest war in the middle east and I notice a tapping on my screen. I didn't open the page after the initial response to my who is it was blogshark. But he tricked me with the old "candygram" and I opened it up...
Now that I've wiped the snot filled iced tea from my monitor, showered, put on dry pants, and cleaned my desk chair with that urine removing spray intented to neutralize pet urine (and not my own), I am back to my original plan, but in rare form.
This is my take on the newly unveiled Isreali time machine. Logical minds would fear the threat to "turn Lebanon's clock back twenty years" might be some type of metaphor for a harsh and greatly undeserved can o' whoopa$$, given that the forces in southern Lebanon are supported and influenced by the new jack in the nuclear block and that as we all know the short country just south of their border with an inferiority complex and some anger management issues likes to taunt it's much hated unnaccepting neighbors of its NBK abilities. While the M.E. country with the biggest pile of nukes is pouting about why don't they just like me..I gave them my number and did any of them call? NO! the other "more popular" countries of the region are still refusing to take them to the prom fueling their need to break down the doors and open fire.
While maps charting the areas of foreign occupation and descriptions of where the guerilla fighters are supported by locals would lead one to the logical deduction that ruling a foreign country (or parts of it you may chose to call a buffer zone or fill in the blank zone) literally at gunpoint would lead its residents to rebel and complain about how it's "not fair" that they should not be free to choose their own government.
But I digress....the whole thing was a misunderstanding...this was the announcement of the new Isreali Ambush Countrywide makeover, and in Lebanon they've chosen a retro 80's look. they're even planning for the king of 80's pop to swing over and do a concert. Silly me.